another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Has a tape of the forementioned thing and is blackmailing oxy with it.
Is it on YouTube yet?

 

Not yet-oxy has one more night to satisfy my raging lust-and if not,onto Youtube it goes!

 

Is not recognized at work with pants on.

(You both make me lol! :rofl

 

Oxy has a secret!
She dresses as a vicar and marries people for money,then runs away cackling!

 

His keyboard is so slow that the last thing to come up on his monitor was "I cant wait for the new 900 mhz proccesors to come out"

 

Is far to nice in this thread.

 

Thinks crying means someone's allergic to happiness.

 

Can play Aerosmith's "Walk this way" using just armpit farts.

 

names his dogs silly names like sit, stay and come

 

dose'nt love her dogs more than anything in the world

 

Her real name is Cassius Clay.....;-D

 

is looking for a lend of my gloves

 

is getting knocked out by her own gloves

 

Dresses up as chupacabra on Tuesday evenings and scares her neighbors.

 

Has a refrigerator at home full of stolen babies' pacifiers. Believes sucking on them "keeps him young".

 

is really a monkey on a typewriter.....

 

Accuses neighbors' of witchcraft.

 

Has a "Real Doll" shaped like Jack Black.

 

Is the 3 times Canadian cabbage-punching champion

 

Only chews gum from under tables in the subway.