another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Wants to live in a graveyard

 

Has to sober up to tipsy, before meeting friends at the bar.

 

Wears a Cheesehead on Sunday afternoons.

 

^^ LOL! ^^

The instant he knows he wants to propose marriage he calls her up for that second date.

 

Loves to pull a rubber glove over his head and pretend he's a chicken

 

At night runs the streets of ohio naked!!!

 

hangs out a lot in ohio

 

Thinks gun control means being able to accurately hit her target.

 

stole my rifle

 

Rifled my stole

 

Standing on a street corner she holds up a sign in busy traffic: Honk if you love peace and quiet.

 

Smiles sweetly at 'gangstas' and melts their hearts

 

Seen it all, done it all, been everywhere, can't recall shit.

 

Used to think elephants trunks were really their penises, and was secretly aroused by that fact. Very secretly.

 

doesn't remember she has Amnesia

 

Forgot he has alzheimer's.

 

4got what alzheimers is

 

pretends he can't remember writing fan letters to the Spice Girls

 

tried to recall what is was that he'd forgotten but he couldn't seem to remember.....so he sighed

 

used to think that the word 'Ownership' meant someone owned a ship.