another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Only ever uses black lightbulbs

 

Is allergic to fresh air.

 

Isn't really celibate.

 

Is really celibate

 

Definately does not have a good sense of humor.

 

Thinks a sense of humor is pointless

 

Part-exchanged her sense of humour for a sense of irony

 

Thinks a wine glass is broken because it's empty.

 

Really believes I would drink wine......as if!

 

Sneaks around at parties and drinks other peoples drinks.

 

Jealous as he never gets invited to parties-waits for me to get home and describe them.

 

Boast proudly that he can eat as much as he wants to
and still gain weight.

 

Still hasn't finished knitting her cat a rifle

 

Doesn't believe break-ups are really over unless there's gunfire involved.

 

Doesn't understand the PuggyB has no-one to break up WITH . [awwwww]

 

Is really an Arab Sheikh with 3,177 wives ...

 

Do you REALLY think any man would want 3,177 Mothers-in-law??

 

Appears to be unaware that this one ISN'T the "answer a question with a qustion" thread.

(Besides, you might get lucky ... one of two of them might be heiresses)

 

Has been on the rosehip gin all night

 

Likes to confuse fellow thread gamers.