another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

thinks elephants doin the hokey pokey is erotic

 

'toes told me she's always wanted to be handcuffed as she's kinky.



....so I hid 200g of coke in her backpack,then called the cops.

 

i found the coke before the cops came and did it all before they got to me!

 

in that case,give me my handcuffs back!

[TOLJA she's kinky!] grrr!

 

well you dont have to take the cuffs away... puggy punishes me by taking the cuffs away

 

Uses bacon grease for hair gel and face cream.

 

Has a very odd lip fungussy thing going on.

 

Gets his kicks by sneaking up behind cops and giving them wedgies

 

Had a failed rugby career because he always got rugby confused with table tennis.

 

Always moaned when I lined up for a scrum against him with a bat.

 

Thinks sneezing is a special language.

 

Works at the county library.....;-)

 

Washes all his clothes at once, so he has to run around naked until they dry...

 

You don't know how right on you are about that....;-)

Gets hubby all frisky and then takes a long bike ride by herself....;-D

 

Yes, I did take a long bike ride after he got home from work...

His wife locked him in the outhouse, after she caught him wearing her underwear...

 

The goat in her pic is actually her grandson..

 

Fancies CG's goat

 

Has a 'I love Harry Potter' poster above his bed.

 

has a rabbit fetish

 

was very kind and didn't laugh when we had tried to have sex and I fell off.....#sigh#