And was this supposed to be a joke?

Is he your Dad's Father or your Mom's ?

 

yeah... just dont ever let him touch you.

youve grown up fast here... this is just an asshole. and you dont have to be his friend or even nice to him. dont speak to him. or if he tries to talk to you answer factually in short sentences. and look at him with pity and disgust. dont be sweet to him. he is a annshole, treat him like one.

 

Yah but then again you dont know my grandfather. Sure their funny, but my grandfather is the type of person who believes in that shit. he honestly treats women like a piece of meat, he fuckin touches me in a strange way for a grandfather. (like a grab from behind and wishper in my ear...Or look at that sexy chick holding that stick! What a nice veiw I have!( at fottball game)) I mean i dont know what kind of environment your grew up in, but when your grandfather does perverted shit its wrong! Maybe not to you, I dunno.

Honestly, if it came from someone else...a friend of mine persay I dont think I would have been mad.. But i dont think those jokes are really that funny anyway, to me there like racist jokes. Stupid jokes that dont need to be said.

 

1st of all it will take you 20 years to save the $180,000 for college. That's HUGE.
2nd of all you might consider slapping his punk arss next time he touches you in that manner. Maybe something along the lines of don't touch me and keep your comments to yourself. Or perhaps you could let him know that if he does it again you'll be contacting social services. You will need to do something to get his attention. Your Dad should be a little more receptive than your Mom (unless she has a similar history w/ him).
3rd of all I thought the jokes were funny by in large. I also enjoy jokes about men, or any other jokes that can make me laugh.

 

i dont think they're funny, i think they're really immature. like kind of playground level funny.

what is funny about them?... im sure people whpo find those things funny, are laughing out of nervousness. or...just have an immature sense of humour.

 

Those jokes are simply revolting.

I can't stand jokes like that towards women NOR men. Gender roles are the biggest load of bullshit IMO.

I agree with everyone saying to talk to a counselor or a social worker about your grandfather touching you like that...that's really creepy.

 

You are 19 and the playground is a not to distant memory for you. Yet you are judging what is mature and what is not? No big deal, we are all entitled to our opinions and I respect yours, regardless
Most of them were funny because they were so wrong. Do you know what I mean? If they weren't so wrong they would be boring and not so funny.

 

Dads

 

Wow. Well I would go to your Mom 1st. If she does not take you seriously, I would look your grandfather in the eye and tell him to never touch you again (you have a few years till college, he'll get over it by then). If that does not work then head for social services. Their visit will get his attention. Good luck, and I am sorry.

 

You grandfather sounds like a real turd. I would nip his behavior in the bud, pronto.

As for the jokes....well...I happen to love bad-taste jokes, whethor they are sexual, racial, ethnic..ect. I think they are hilarious.

There was a woman comedian who was making jokes about feminists.."It would be nice if women who look like men would stop trying to speak for me". She was hilarious.

I also loved Joan River's newest stand-up show.

 

Maybe you should playfully wave a carving knife in granddad's direction. My motto is, "Always be nice to a woman who's carrying a knife."

As for women, I like them. Some of my best friends are women. Even my mother was a woman. If you look at just about any all-male society (as in an institution or a northern construction camp), you'll find they develop a lot of very rough edges, fight a lot, and don't bother keeping clean.

Plus, straight women of a certain age are open to close encounters of the first kind, which I don't think I have to spell out on this channel. Like men, they don't enjoy being insulted. Why bother insulting them when you could be charming the pants off them, so to speak?

 

Some of my best friends are women, my wife, for example... lol. Just call me humpy

 

Your Grandfather sounds like a dick, but the jokes didn't bother me. I like a good sexist joke now and then, about men or women.