And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Wanders about the internet searching for her lost sock.

 

Wear socks of different colours every day so he never has to spend time trying to make up matching pairs

 

Knows yet another of my deep dark secrets.

 

cycles on the footpaths

 

Secretly wants to be a Page Three Girl.

 

has looked me up in them ha! ha!

 

Has a whole section dedicated in her honor.

 

Thinks the internet is evil

 

Enjoys surreal, photoshopped pictures... and likes the taste of mulch.

 

Sits on top of the washing machine for sex

 

Makes Voodoo dolls out of ginger bread men and women.

 

Has at least one online alter ego that states he's a 14-year-old female.

 

Once found himself up Meowcat's creek ... but didn't have a paddle


[edited to add ... that was intended for Willy Blue]

 

Occasionally gets me confused with Eccentrica Columbits

 

swallows a spider every time she yawns

 

Hasn't blinked for over 27 years & donated his tear ducts to charity along with his muscles.

 

is so good looking he posts in the masterbation thread every half hour. lol!

 

Has everything programmed to voice command and catches the bus instead of driving because his hands are never, ever free. :smash:

 

Only has a kitten in her sig to attract other kittens to her. When shes gathered enough, she'll make a big steaming pot of kitten stew....

Edit: Damn...beat me to it willy.

 

Still believes in the tooth fairy