And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

has loadsa kittens in her fridge

 

found the secret to successful cryogenics via her kitten experiments

 

Thinks the secret to immortality is to live to the age of 110...coz after that hardly anyone dies. [apparently]

 

likes to be the center of attention, not far from the crowd at all!

 

Does not like to know she very admired...whilst she lets others contemplate their faults, whilst knowing she better than the REP she gets on here.

 

Lies about me and is stalking me and is in love with me but won't admit it to himself, let alone anyone else!

 

^Is a government spy, employed by the CIA. Sent to hipforums by direct orders from Obama to; (and I quote,) "Abolish the hippie scum!"

 

Okay, so you must be the person telling everyone I work for the CIA. I've had at least 10 accusations in the last few months! You also work for the CIA and are a mole!

 

Okay, okay. Well also, I happen to know you're a double agent, oh yes. Tell Vladimir Putin I say "hey."

 

Lives to out secret double agents which have infiltrated ths message board.

 

likes to eat balloons

 

Has a secret Helium fetish which dwarfs her toe fetish.

 

secretly eats toes

 

Gets all excited with Reality shows like Lizard Lick Towing, wonders where the toe stuff is.

 

sold so much MDMA in the 1960s that ita the only reason why a World War 4 hasnt happened yet

 

is not on a distinguished road...

 

Is goin' thru dem changes....

 

Gets confused and extremely lost when asked
to spell his name backwards.

 

Her kitty is starving because she spends all her money trying to impress people

 

bob likes to eat electronic devices for dinner