And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Believes Inhibitions are a tribe of Canadian eskimos

 

Canadian Eskimos believe she is a tribe of inhibitions

 

Had a midlife crisis and bought a brand new big-wheel.

 

Recycles condoms with relish and dribbling from mouth

 

His favourite patient is ME!

 

Wears wooden sandals and walk thru random forests at night in search of immortals

 

Often goes onto the roof of department stores strips naked and masturbates, emptying his load on ususpecting shoppers whilst singing "working 9 to 5" in his best Dolly Parton voice.

 

Hey!

I thought this was supposed to be an ABSURD accusation not ACCURATE! :sunny:xx:2thumbsup:xx

 

He [^] let Stephen Hawkin's tyres down then challenged him to a race!

 

left the air outa everyones tyres all the whole ways up the street

 

Loves to eat cheese, garlic & onion dip and burps
into a paper bag to sniff the odor all day long.

 

Buys quality goods, with anyone else's money, and doesn't care what people think.

 

2 inch penis...10 inch tail

 

plays the spoons every mornin' before breakfast

 

it's roamy's fault i got drunk today. not TONIGHT but TODAY! omfg i'm going to pay for this tomorrow...

 

makes drunk posts in the absurd thread and blames it on poor sweet beautiful roamy

 

okay i'll blame you instead, lol! it's all OxyQ's fault! lol

 

Realized most of her addictions are due to lashing out and revolting against OxyQ's statements and passive judgements

 

has never been to OB

 

Is a beach auditor and plans on turning all hippie beach sites into industrialized shoe making towns , hehe