And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

At least I am proud to be a hung hooker! You are simply amazingly jealous!

 

Haha! DMFP lmao!:rockon:

Goes into resturants pretending to use the restroom, but actually eats all the leftover food off of strangers plates instead.

 

Run blocker for DFMP in restaurants.

 

Only runs blocker for me cos he likes to 'hang out' with me - it's like I got a fkin stalker!

 

in reality, wants to be a Yooper and is jealous of RH

 

Always getting arrested on purpose for shoplitfing from WalMart just to get frisked by hot hispanic cops.

 

is a hot hispanic mall cop

 

is a hot hung hispanic mall cop lover

 

loves to repeat everything i say, with a twist!

 

Can't figure out how to dance the twist ... so dances the Charleston instead

 

lost 200 lbs. by dancing the charleston hours a day for a year straight.

 

Secretley loves drinking cocktails thro a straw whilst sat on the chest of a hot hispanic hung mall cop pretending to give him CPR Ha!

 

dresses as a piece of pizza and tries to eat him/her self

 

likes to give herself a nose enema, then drink the discharge

 

Has chucked out all her soy and dairy products before she gets cancer and dies.....!!!...Is now a happy healthy vegan studying nutrition by fire light with a cat on her lap.

 

I've actually performed CPR on a cop, but he wasn't a hot hispanic mall cop!


Has dairy cravings and tries to milk cats.

 

Is a fetish specialist.

 

Makes out he is unaware that he is totally in love with DMFP :love:

 

Thinks if he keeps it up I may turn gay.

 

Thinks if he doesn't give in I may turn str8.