And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Once got so high she was able to wave down on Oxyqueen

 

Pokes chimpanzees with a stick at the zoo.

 

Doesn't realize that old hippies don't retire-they just fade away :tongue:

 

Will probably rethink that statement when he becomes one.

 

Actually wants to fade away with me :love:

 

Can read minds

 

Has a pretty profound effect on more than just my mind

 

Is easily affected.

 

had to look up the words affect and effect to know the difference

 

Is WRONG because I'm an English major

Also doesn't understand how slinkies work.

 

ate a slinky last night for dinner

 

I knew that! That's why I wrote it, ha ha.

toes wants to BE a slinky!

 

Really doesn't even know what a slinky is.

 

pushes people down the stairs like THEY are a slinky and then laughs at them.

 

^^ hahahaha


tried to fit in a slinky and walk around

 

works for the slinky company and is using HF for product placement - advertising! (are sales really that slow?)

 

Had a shit on a pigeons head while muttering "There-how do YOU like it?"

 

Likes to sit in a cage on main street and pretend to be a marsupial.

 

Likes to make out he is laid back and retired but in reality holds down 3 jobs to maintain his hooker habit.

 

Is one of the hookers maintained by hippy.