And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Plays marbles with peppercorns

 

hates walking

 

Goes to sleep and dreams about sleeping, wakes up and takes a nap.

 

Enjoys eating her own toenails ...

 

dose jump overs in shops

 

is a member of MI5 or some other covert agency in Europe

 

Hasn't weeded her poppy garden 7 years.

 

Pretends to be cranky to get attention.

 

Wishes she was with the 4 guys in her siggy pic.

 

Doesn't like puppies and kittens.

 

Tapped my phone to get personal information about me.l

 

hired gnomes to steal my poppies so he could plant them at his house, and then shot and killed the poppy-stealing gnomes and buried them under his new poppy field

 

likes to drink cheap whiskey till they puke on their cousins pussy and admire it

 

Once held her anger management professional hostage.

 

Doesn't have any idea what a Yooper is

 

Smoked so much once had a whitey and went down on a female deacon outside a catholic church surrounded by and cheered on by a group of stoned street dancing gun wielding off duty cops.

 

Has an extremely vivid imagination (I mean, my life's been kinda wild, but not that wild) :svengo:

 

gets around the corner an across the world in 3days

 

Travels around the world doing cartwheels and chewing gum.

 

travels to the moon regularly an waves down at us