And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Dropped out of school to become a professional ass scratcher.

 

only made that accusation in the hope that I'd scratch her ass....

 

scratches asses

 

See previous post.

 

Reads the kinky threads so much that he's nearly gone blind.

 

is living in the poast

 

likes to eat my CLEAN hippie fingers and wants to eat my toes but won't

 

validates everyones inherent mistrust of strangers.

 

Sells second hand jam jar lids

 

Wants to lure men into chat and then kick them with her skates

 

is jealous of BB's skates and also her seduction abilities

 

Reads books backwards. Claims this is artistic and is actually better than reading them the right way round...

 

Is actually from Qaddafi's Libya (I mean, that is an old Libyan flag in your avatar, right? Always wondered about that...)

 

I don't read books backwards but I have ALWAYS read magazines that way! Too funny!





Wishes they were Charlie Sheen.

 

Wants to share some poppies with me

 

Gaddafi shouldnt be able to hijack the colour green! But yeah, he did use to use that flag...but I just like green

^has an extensive rubber duck collection, with which he has philosophical debates when he thinks no ones looking!

 

has bad taste in colour

 

Can burp in 5 different languages.

 

has been to every oxegen concert

 

likes to paddle along the liffey in a rubber dinghy late at night and hum softly to herself...