AND ANOTHER banning thread

Banned for being obsessed with other posters' dresses

 

banned for breaking in with pugster when i was out an stealing all my dresses

 

Banned for not telling him to give me my knickers back

 

banned letting puggy run away with your knickers ha! ha!

 

Banned for not lifting a finger to stop him

 

banned for lifting two fingers at me for not stopping him

 

Banned for trying to represent a Kitkat as something far more sinister than it actually is ...

 

banned for not given me a bite of your kitkat

 

Banned for not noticing it was a four finger kitkat, and I was offering two of them to her

 

banned for makin' me want chocolate when i have none

 

banned for not keeping chocolate on hand at all times

 

banned for getting chocolate on her hands whenever she eats a kitkat

 

banned for using melted chocolate in bed ha! ha!

 

Banned for having a seriously warped imagination

 

banned for callin' normal warped

 

Banned for persisting in thinking she's normal despite all evidence to the contrary

 

banned for thinking normal actually exists

 

Spectacles, Roamy and BB, your all banned for having an abnormally confusing string of bannings.

 

Banned for making a resolution to get healthier & more productive, while eating, boozing and slacking off.

 

Banned for not being around when I am.