AND ANOTHER banning thread

Banned for waiting to put off procrastination.

 

banned for keepin' hippie locked in the cellar for days

 

You're ALL banned and I declare myself KING!

 

banned for.well, i'll think a somethin'

 

That's all the reason I need to give you a lifelong ban for the next hour!

 

banned for not puttin milk in his coffee

 

You still have 40 minutes of your lifetime ban to go-so,banned! [for next 40 mins]

 

Banned for staring at his caller ID waiting for Jesus to ring in.

 

banned for callin' the ghost busters

 

banned for being a ghost buster

 

Banned just because I wanna post in this thread before it gets locked.

 

banned for banning for no particular reason

 

Banned for not living on the edge.

 

Banned for not having noticed that games threads don't get locked any more

 

Banned for not realising that he's also behind the Express, the Daily Mail and the Guardian

 

Banned for winning 'Worst pun of the Year-only understood in UK' award.
Which is awarded by text, like this:

The capers the papers are up to,you saw
You won an award,life is not as before.
Though the rest of the world caught merely the gists;
Plastic trophy's on way,shaped to please onanists".






[I'll get me coat.....]

 

Banned for lingering.... ; D

 

banned for goin' to hard on the beaver again

 

banned for running with scissors again

 

Banned for being on the banning thread