AND ANOTHER banning thread

Banned for wearing a paisley shirt with a striped tie. Fashion police alerted!

 

Banned for taking two hours to watch 60 minutes.....;-)

 

banned for watching all the sports that delay the start of 60 minutes week after week

 

banned for being an insufferable sports fan

 

Banned for being able to count 6 on each hand.

 

banned for not being able to count above six

 

Banned for not buying Tibetan carrots from the Dalai Farmer

 

Banned for getting an erection whilst watching the buttered biscuits rise......;-D
Oh the things he thinks are erotic....

 

banned for thinking about food all the time

 

banned for eating bones

 

Banned for never letting anyone have a go on the rope swing in her garden.

 

banned for not inviting others to her garden

 

banned for having a tiger in her garden

 

banned for drooping

 

Banned for leaping around like a young gazelle all day,making the rest of us look knackered.

 

banned for not telling me it was raining out

 

Banned for buying cheap spectacles with no wipers!

 

banned for not asking for help with driving

 

banned for driving on the wrong side of the road

 

banned for not looking both ways before you cross the road