AND ANOTHER banning thread

yells "fire" in crowded theaters so she can get a better seat

 

banned for forgetting to walk the dogs

 

banned for not walking the dog in the rain

 

banned for not being on line to discover you've been banned from being on line.

 

banned for not buying your wife a watch


because there's already a clock on the stove

 

Banned for imagining there's a female on the planet that would consider marrying ME!

 

banned for not letting me get online

 

Banned for turning on that computer despite dire warnings!

 

banned for not telling the store clerk that you did not have enough funds for your purchase

 

Banned for not saying 'shop assistant'. [it's a UK thang]

 

Banned for having this thang about the English language

 

Banned for bouncing her ball around Picadilly Circus

 

Banned for coming to London and spying on me

 

Banned for calling in MI5 to hunt me down

 

Banned for not realising I don't need the assistance of the intelligence services ... I'm quite intelligent enough as it is!

 

Banned for being more intelligent than me, doh!

 

Banned for dumbing down

 

banned for making me need a dictionary

 

Banned because they have searched the cosmos for intelligent life , and they cant find any . desert rat

 

banned for searching for intelligent life