AND ANOTHER banning thread

Once had a fight with a paper swan made from a napkin-and lost

 

Got fired from his cruise ship job for making towel penises.

 

Thinks working nightshift means he's immune to sunburn.

 

Lives in a country that never sees the sun

 

banned for being so happy all the time

 

banned for disrespecting passers by with rude gestures

 

banned for holding up three middle fingers of one hand at me and saying "Read between the lines."

 

Banned for daydreaming about her nightmares.

 

Banned for writing, "For A less than average time call" and then putting up Puggybears phone number on the bathroom wall.

 

Banned for putting the number on speed dial and calling nonstop from 3 cellphones desperately.

 

Banned for posting a funnier banning than mine.

 

Unbanned for being a brillant & brutally honest observer, lol! :2thumbsup:

 

Banned for making me try to think of a banning she can't top.

 

banned for not being himself

 

Banned for having a blue willy.

 

Banned for using a shower rather than a bath.

 

Banned for hiding behind my shower curtain and giving me a fright.

 

Banned for advertising on HF's

http://www.swuk.co.uk/

 

banned for advertising anywhere

 

Banned for yelling out "hold your applause bitches" at the top of her lungs every time she enters a room.