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toolmaggot · Dec 27, 2008

MoonDoggie said:

Can you honestly blame me? If someone told you he was a 400 pound tranny who get's turned on by dressing like a panda bear would you believe me right away without proof? Everything you wrote seems out there. You seemed to have created an account just to discuss this, and I just can't get over the mom thing...
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I have been dry humped by a seven foot tall transsexual panda bear at an anime convention.

Do not even JOKE about that shit. o_o

I just came. Twice.

PeaceAndRasta · Dec 27, 2008

toolmaggot said:

I have been dry humped by a seven foot tall transsexual panda bear at an anime convention.

Do not even JOKE about that shit. o_o

I just came. Twice.
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why r u so HOT?!

sublimeinal056 · Dec 27, 2008

10 feet isnt 25 feet.

ill give you 50 bucks

toolmaggot · Dec 27, 2008

sublimeinal056 said:

10 feet isnt 25 feet.

ill give you 50 bucks
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I take paypal.

sublimeinal056 · Dec 27, 2008

pics first.

deleted · Dec 27, 2008

toolmaggot said:

d00d. I totally am doing it.

Look it up... I posted a thread on it in RT.

New Year's, I believe.
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you so lie!! you were to string xmas light's up you ass weeks ago.. I have no faith in you anymore , for a maggot your not very dirty at all..

toolmaggot · Dec 27, 2008

sublimeinal056 said:

pics first.
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I know, I know. Not until after I post the video.

You'll just have to wait it out. But make sure you have the duckets ready, yo.

toolmaggot · Dec 27, 2008

orison319 said:

you so lie!! you were to string xmas light's up you ass weeks ago.. I have no faith in you anymore , for a maggot your not very dirty at all..
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Well, something was wrong with ebay's payment thing. So it never actually went through. And when I realized it, I didn't have enough money in my bank account to do it. But I'm actually buying them tomorrow. I can only hope they get here by New Year's.

It will happen. Patience.

Dragonfly · Dec 27, 2008

toolmaggot said:

Well, something was wrong with ebay's payment thing. So it never actually went through. And when I realized it, I didn't have enough money in my bank account to do it. But I'm actually buying them tomorrow. I can only hope they get here by New Year's.

It will happen. Patience.
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this is gonna be good!

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Stores are giving aways xmas light now.. 1/2 off or more big time..

PeaceAndRasta · Dec 28, 2008

Love Bug said:

OMG you won't belive what just happened, I'm so embarressed.

My best friend asked me to go swimming with her earlier today and naturally i said yeah sure, so i had to take out the plug I've been wearing(the big, one and it was surprisingly easy to take out, but left me with a huge gape) for so long, which stretched my butt loads, and it usually takes a week or so for the hole to go down to a more normal size(usually when the muscles aren't tense its open about 2-3 inches from side to side, so i tense up my bum whenever i think someone who doesn't know what im like with it will be looking) so i ended going swimming with a gigantic butthole, which was fine, but then after about 2 hours i needed to get home, so my friend said shed see me in the changing rooms in 10-20 minutes.

When i got into the changing rooms they were empty, and none of the other women or girls in their looked like they were gonna be getting out soon(there were only two women, and they looked like they were doing more of a sports practicy thing and got into the pool about an hour after we did) so i knew i would be alone in the changing rooms for a good 20 minutes(my friend got talking to "a guy") and i love the feeling of getting horny in public places so i ended up kinda double fisting myself in the showers, which good as it felt caused my butthole to get even bigger and i lost track of time, so when i had done the business i washed myself, paying "special" attention to my now massive butthole.
So when i was bent over -which is the position in which my butt tends to gape most- and spreading my cheeks, just because it felt good, my friend walked in and saw pretty far inside of me before making a discrete clearing her throat kind of noise to alert me to her being there and quite calmly aked me, "what the hell have you done to your asshole?" at this point i fell over because the shock kind of caused me to loose control of my legs.

So i got up, told her i was sorry and got dry, but she kept saying it was ok, and until i got home she kept asking me questions about what its like to have "such a loose bum"

and now i don't even know if i can speak to her again.

and reading back through this post now i realise that this must sound hilarious to anyone who hasn't been through it.
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its a girl.......
My best friend asked me to go swimming with HER earlier today...

SleepyGreen · Dec 28, 2008

Love Bug said:

So when i was bent over -which is the position in which my butt tends to gape most- and spreading my cheeks.
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its a guy...

who knows. need pics.

stalk · Dec 28, 2008

I can just tell a guy made all of this up.

Maybe I'm wrong, but this is what I sense.

PeaceAndRasta · Dec 28, 2008

heres my plug :

SleepyGreen · Dec 28, 2008

oh... a homegrown plug.

:ack2:

Chunky Charcoal · Dec 28, 2008

this thread is just amusing

veiled1 · Dec 28, 2008

Lil boys are gross

pharmer420 · Dec 29, 2008

if your asshole is that big how do you fart with not shitting youself???????

SleepyGreen · Dec 29, 2008

You know in school i learned that if you mess around with your ass too much (sticking things up there, anal...) your rectum loses its hold or lining and you can't hold your crap in anymore.
Atleast that's what i think i remember hearing..

lilbear · Dec 29, 2008

pharmer420 said:

if your asshole is that big how do you fart with not shitting youself???????
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:smilielol5:

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