anal stretching

First you said your legal, now your saying your not?

 

i was thinking the exact same thing

 

i am legal to have sex, just not to make porn

last time i heard it was 16 for sex, 18 for porn, has it changed or something?(im in the UK)

 

and everyone's legal to anally masturbate, folks.

I did when I was a kid

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAND OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN ASS

Yeah right!

 

um im not sure what to think about this, on one hand im thinking thats kinda fucked up to have a huge asshole. On the other hand im thinking well i guess shes ready for some double anal shit. So just to clarify, do you just do this because it gets you off or are you trying to prepare yourself for something or what?

 

yeah, stalk is talking sense!

and to answer atlas question it just doesn't seem fucked up to me because i love the feeling of having a huge asshole, it hasn't caused any problems and it makes it so much easier to masturbate anally(when my butt was a more normal size i had to spend like half an hour teasing and pushing to get the damned thing open enough to fit anything of a reasonable size in there), i can just put some lube on and im ready to fit whatever the hell i want in there, and if i sway my hips slightly when i walk the sides of the hole rub against each other and it feel sooo good.

and i suppose im lucky because my ass hasn't become really loose, just open, so it always looks like a freshly stretched butthole instead of some of the wrinkly shit you see all over the internet.

 

ROFLMAO

 

well at any rate im slightly turned on, so keep on keeping on i guess

 

Post pictures of your ass plugs, of your mom, something. my bullshit detector is about to blow up.

 

Who was claiming it was illegal?

 

i suppose it wouldn't be too hard to just take some pictures of the toys, but i'd rather not put my mum on the internet.

but at the moment its a bit late, so I'll see if i can get some up tomorrow(its not like im doing anything tomorrow so I'd be surprised if i couldn't)

 

no one, i think stalk was just making a point

 

haha alright the only thing missing from all this is guys? what do they think about this or do you not mingle with them?

 

what?

 

haha, i just read the whole thing...
thanks for sharing it with us! wish u luck, and pleasure!

 

alright you said your 16? you play with your butt plug all day? what about guys? I would think youd be letting them help you out as well?

 

I don't see how taking pictures of ass plugs could take more than 5 minutes.

Idk, this whole thing seems like something some kid from 4chan would post for shits and giggles.

 

nah i'm gay, and i haven't tried scoring a girlfriend yet, if i had i probably wouldn't masturbate so much would i?

ah! posts keep turning up while im typing mine!

 

if i explained exactly why i can't use the camera right now you would say its too much of a coincidence or too complicated or something, so whatever i do your gonna think im "some kid from 4chan"

 

lol nah this chick is just as horny as any guy at the moment and wants to see something