anal muscle relaxants

Discussion in 'Oral and Anal Sex' started by fenderpinky, Jan 21, 2009.

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  1. fenderpinky

    fenderpinky Guest

    i'm a fan of big anal toys and if anyone likes big toys they know bigger is better... so what can i use to relax the muscles down there?
     
  2. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    You keep relaxing your anal muscles and you will lose all muscle tone and soon your shit will be falling out your ass and you will be in diapers. Have fun destroying your rectum.:rolleyes:
     
  3. fenderpinky

    fenderpinky Guest

    thats very mature coming from a "super mod"... and just so u know, i dont do it ALL the time so that wouldn't be an issue.
     
  4. The Lone Wolf

    The Lone Wolf Member

    That's a myth.
     
  5. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    OH really, a myth huh, well far be it from me to ruin your good time by telling you some true fact.

    Just bc I am a SM does not mean I cannot voice my opinion.
    I am a Health Care Provider and a little more knowledgable on the subject then you are. I don't care what you do to yourself, but I will post vital information when someone is encouraging ppl to hurt themselves.

    And I really don't care if You like it or not. It is my right to post my opinion as well as you, yours.

    Your the one being offensive to me.
     
  6. nakedfeet

    nakedfeet Member

    Guess what? I'm a health care provider as well and it is a MYTH! You poop everyday right? Does your anus stay open or does it close back up? It's a muscle and it stretches when it needs to, and stays closed when it needs to. Is your vagina the same diameter as it was when you gave birth? Is your cervix still dilated and effaced? No, they're not.

    No matter how far your stretch your anus it will still stay closed, snug and tight. Now, you can most definitely injure yourself if not done properly - slowly and with lots of lube.

    As they say on Mythbusters, BUSTED!
     
  7. sith1

    sith1 Member

    Lol

    You Said "poop"
     
  8. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    What exits your poopshoot is normal, things going in is not normal and will cause spastic colon and will cause your muscles to stop working properly. Believe what you want, it makes no difference to me what you do to your own body.

    Furthermore, if you were Really a health care provider you would know better then what you just posted.
     
  9. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    BTW I don't know of any health care providers who show cock pix, and urs is so small I'd think you'd be embarrssed to hold it in ur hand. CREEP!!!!!
     
  10. zencoyote

    zencoyote Member

    Health care providers as authority on buttholes? ROTFLMAO!!!!

    (((((gather yourself,Zen))))) Sorry.....how do I put this?...hmmm....ah...just tell it like it is!
    I worked in porn. If you cram enough things up there and too often you will lose muscle control. I've had anal sex with women whose assholes were open the size of a quarter even before entry and when you finish it takes quite a while for it to even begin to close.
    There is, of course, a big difference between the average sexual adventurer and a sex professional. Still, I would be careful and remember: All things in moderation!
    NOT!
    Yea, it IS kinda strange, SH. But....fragile male ego...low self esteem...immaturity.

    Speaking of immaturity....nice pix 8ball...hate to burst your bubble. Mine's bigger and prettier and I have nice plump testes and I'm right proud of my black and silver pubes AND I don't need to hold it up....it stands on its own.
    I can't stand myself for that...too funny.

    Zen
     
  11. The Lone Wolf

    The Lone Wolf Member

    Wow. You'd think people in their fifties would be more mature.
     
  12. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    Well Wolf,
    I cannot speak for you, but only for myself and what I know to be TRUE. As someone that does give a fuck.

    I would not want one of our little flowers to try something that could and will harm them. It is only fair to put a warning label on it. One should be aware of any potential danger that may be involved in certain areas of sex play. Wouldnt you agree?

    I would think ppl would want to read the drivers manual before getting behind the wheel.. less accidents that way.

    If you consider that being immature so be it.

    Live and Learn
    sh
     
  13. nakedfeet

    nakedfeet Member

    Wow, what's with the personal attacks? Do you guys realize that Physicians are normal people too? We're no different than anybody else. Secondly, I never claimed mine was the biggest or larger than yours or anyone else. I also stand by my statement that it is a myth that the anus will lose its ability to properly function after repeated stretching.

    I agree with Wolf. Aren't you older ones supposed to be more mature? I won't even get into the harassing message that this supposed moderator left for me!
     
  14. zencoyote

    zencoyote Member

    Don't take it so hard (pun intended)....It was a joke. Freakin' MDs and their bedside manner! (another joke)

    You may well be an MD but I probably have experienced more bungholes than you. LOL
    Unless you're a Proctologist....then I must defer.

    Hey, are you one of those doctors who, while doing a prostate exam, just jam the old latex finger up there and poke around? That fuckin' hurts!! I have a tattoo near my rectum that reads, "EXIT ONLY"....damn drs can't read!!!

    So, what is the significance of showing "soft and hard" in your profile?
    Looked like advertising to me....so I decided to play.

    Take it easy, Doc. 2 Sertraline might do you some good.

    JUST FUCKING KIDDING!!!!!

    Zen
     
  15. The Lone Wolf

    The Lone Wolf Member

    Your initial post didn't come off as a helpful precaution ("Have fun destroying your rectum"), but as some mean-spirited wishful thinking from a puritanical homophobe.

    Your later posts only got worse (looking into a person's profile so you can insult their penis? Really?). That is something I most certainly do consider immature.
     
  16. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    It would be a different matter if your pic were behind closed doors, but it's on your PUBLIC profile. Which to me seems more immature then anything I have said.

    Furthermore your mannerisums/typing/speach do not dictate any proffessional training in the slightest. Anyone can SAY they are this and that, but the proof lays in the pudding, and your pudding has lumps in it.
     
  17. nakedfeet

    nakedfeet Member

    At least I can spell "professional", "speech" and "mannerisms", geesh!
     
  18. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    Firefox spells it how it wants to spell, it is out of my hands. I think it is Swedish or something, definatly not english

    T/Y for removing your album from public view nakedfeet.:)
     
  19. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    Lone Wolf,
    I did not go to nakedfeet's profile to look at his penis, most ppl dont put cock pix on their album covers, it's against the guidelines and I am here to enforce the guidelines.

    This IS NOT A PORN Site. When I see porn in public in here I will make an issue of it. It's not good for the site.

    Being a member of Hip Forums is a privilege and not a Right. Some ppl abuse this privilege for their own agenda.

    Dont go messin' around
    sh
     
  20. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator Super Moderator

    Nakedfeet, I will go to the mat with you on this one. Your giving BAD ADVISE. I urge ppl to look before you leap, do some research on the subject and do not listen to self proclaimed health care providers, myself included. Always question and look it up, do some research, find out the truth before you just go along with someone else agenda.

    You will not find any collaborating evidence to confirm that anal sex is safe and does no harm to the body. LOOK > www.wikipedia.org/wik/Anal_sex

    I don't have much respect for medical doctors anyway. Not that I believe for one instance that nakedfeet is a doctor. Doctors are not healers, just glorified pill pushers who think themselves supream.

    I am through with this issue, it's over. Thanks for doing the right thing.
    sh
     
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