Anal is actually reliable as birth control...

probably wise

 

But, you're making it so easy for me today!

 

Aww, go on then

have your dig...

 

What's a pod noodle

I do apologise and I will stop now!

 

Dammit dammit dammit dammit!!

I'm going for tea

i'll get you next time, gadget

 

Don't you just love me!!

 

Sigh.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Thanks! Like I said - I know its rare to have anal as a regular sexual regimen but we both really like it and we arent nearly as worried as when doing vaginal where its like "OK.... dont get too crazy.... hold her steady.... uh oh....pull out quick!" Pulling out is exactly what you dont want to do right at orgasm time! If anything, you go deeper/harder! I can do that in her ass.

 

You are like a demi God

 

Not really. For every plus there is a minus in life. I get no BJs whatsoever or anything else kinky or crazy.

 

LOL

I think we could call him a shit stain.

 

no way your a fucking genius

 

this is exactly what we do. anal is the norm for us and it his favorite. we do vaginal sometimes but he pulls out in the middle of it and finishes with anal and it has worked for the 2 1/2 years we've been together

 

I have heard many people refer to their children as "little shits", now the very thought of that expression is rather disturbing.

 

Adolf Shitler

 

watch out for ass babies

 

So long as you don't get any sperm in your pussy it's impossible to get pregnant (duh!). Anal sex (as is ejaculation in the mouth) is a pretty efficient way to achieve this

 

I've combined anal and the pull out method as my birth control methods for 12 years. Only been pregnant once and that's when he didn't pull out and came inside me.

 

Now I know where politicians come from..........

 

i do anal and pull out for birth control of my ex gf