An Open Letter To The Detroit Public Library.

I haven't decided if I will send this letter yet. But I thought I'd share it here in any event:

Dear sir(s):

I wanted to talk to you about your library policies. I'm trying figure them out.

No body odor? You do smell checks? Do you get that close to your patrons? Because everyone smells on a hot day in July. And some people have like Limburger cheese smell. And some have like a more sharp beery smell. Ever noticed? Which one is forbidden?

And no bathing the library lavatories? "Bathing"? Where's the tub? You don't mean the toilet, so you must mean the sink. I see people splash water on their faces all the time. In HS, my dentist said he brushed his teeth after meals even in fancy restaurants. At what point does it become "bathing". You splash water on your face, and if it splashes behind your ear, it's "bathing"?

How odd.

 

Many thanks & the sprayed floral scents etc r much worse than body odor.