An old Jewish Moyel walks into a store...

And he says to the guy behind the counter..

Moyel - "I have a vallet I vant to sell in your store."

Store guy - "Oh yeah? I sell lots a wallets. Why would I sell yours?"

Moyel - "Oooh! Because my vallets ah special! Dey're made out of foreskins!"

Store guy - "What... What the hell is so special about that?"

Moyel - "Two for one! You rub it, it turns into a handbag!"

 

Question: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans? Answer: They give them gas.

Two Jewish children are sitting on top of a roof near a chimney. A passer-by asks, 'What are you doing there?' 'We are waiting for our parents




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Too soon Hotwater... Too soon.

 

70 years later is too soon



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This is anti-Semitic and I am not going to stand for it. Jews are gods chosen people, and they have the god-given right to control the media, financial system, big business, as well as murder Muslims. To say anything bad about the Jewish atrocities committed on a daily basis is not allowed because of the Holocaust and stuff.

 

how jaded is this store guy?

he's just been presented with wallets made of foreskins and his response is "whats so special about that?"

what has he seen? where has he been? what has made him so weary of this tired old world that foreskin wallets fail to raise even one cynical eyebrow on his sphynx-like countenance?

this joke raises more questions than it answers.

(I also didn't get it.)

 

It's actually a very complex joke.. The real reason the shop keep doesn't want to buy the wallets is because he's an anti-semite see, and not only that but he's spent all of his adult life trying to repress his homosexual feelings for fear of being ostracized by his Catholic mother and he's afraid that he may actually enjoy the feeling of one of these expanding wallets near his bottom... Which more than explains his listlessness with the offered product.

It's a fuckin joke...

 

You’re right we’re guilty and I will turn myself in to the nearest B’nai B’rith for punishment

I would expect no less punishment than those meted out to such fine upstanding Nazis as Rudolf Hoss, Josef kramer, SS Colonel Pister, …..etc……


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Oy Vey!

 

that first one is a killer. im going to share it with my friends