I like writing stories, but I never intend to write this shit. Perhaps my dad would like it; he writes crappy stories and sells them on Amazon. Anyway: It begins with these gay pirates/Vikings on a ship. They purposely get one guy drunk enough to pass out, appropriately named “Munkey”. When he passes out, they all butt rape him in his sleep. Then, they go to a village to raid it and kidnap a hot girl. However, because they are gay, they don’t want to sleep with her and instead force her to toss a sheep’s salad. She then gets rescued by another pirate that looks like Fabio, and even though she likes him, he’s gay too and refuses to sleep with her. And then it goes on from there. If anyone actually likes this idea, you’re welcome to write it yourself.
