An Aspect of your Personality that you've Corrected

I used to have a problem with being incredibly egotistical. I thought I was better than everyone else. But I have corrected that and now I am very humble. Which makes me better than everyone else. I could teach some of you how to be as good as I am and change an aspect of your personality like I did, but then you would probably not be able to do it, or even do it as good as I did. I mean, that would mean that you are as good as I am but obviously only I can be that great, so...



........OK, I'M JOKING! I have to stop this joke because the more I write the more orange my skin turns, I start to crave McDonalds, I want to become president and scam the whole country by using that position for my betterment, and I start to lust after Ivanka Trump, including when she was a child. Ewww! I won't do that again. What happened?

 

OK, a serious post now. Looking to the side to gather your thoughts is a common natural response which we humans do as the mind is doing just that, gathering thoughts. Supposedly the direction you look indicates to someone skilled at body language whether you are lying, being honest and other things, like calculating, remembering, etc. which I can't remember.

I do remember something about Superman---I forget where I saw it, maybe Robot Chicken. All the women around him are getting breast cancer. You don't want to be that guy. I mean, if you're a guy, your eyes will probably go there, but you just don't want to have x-ray vision when you do. (I mean, how great would that be? But no, you don't... Cancer's bad...)

 

The world needs more flirts.

Who knows? It might very well change many of our problems today.

 

I despise it when someone vehemently says look @ me when we converse. Not so much done now as when i was younger. Ive several reasons to sometimes not do direct eye contact.

 

And why do girls always tell me, my eyes are up here. I know where there eyes are.

Ok, all joking aside, that is definitely an attempt at control or dominance. It is ok for someone to want you to look at them when they are talking to you for various reasons, but if they are telling you to look at them, and they are not doing it because they have something funny or interesting to show you, it can have only reason---dominance and control.

 

Manythanks brother i dont runacross many who get this.