an alien made himself at home in my thumb.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by telephone, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. telephone

    telephone weird

    I'm serious, it feels like an alien set up camp in my thumb. A few hours ago at work my side of my left thumb spontaneously became red and a little painful. It has just gotten worse and worse and now it's throbbing like i'm about to give alien birth via my cuticle.
    My doctor friend said it's probably infected and to pop and it squeeze any puss out, so I used a lancet to try to pop it but my thumb just started bleeding :(
    Shit, i'm about to wake up my mom and make her take me to the ER if I can't find a solution for this shit. OUUUUUUUUUUUCH!:eek:
    help plz?
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

  3. telephone

    telephone weird


    Well I haven't beat the shit out of myself and cut off my thumb with a chainsaw yet, so i'm hoping it's just an infection.
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member

    It's only a matter of time :eek:

    Hotwater :)
  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

    Cut it off, pussy.
  6. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

    It's people like you who cause 4 hour waits at the ER.
  7. telephone

    telephone weird

    No it's not. I was being sarcastically melodramatic. I'm not at the ER.

    Anyway, it's homeless people looking for shelter and hypochondriacs that cause 4 hour waits at the ER.
  8. telephone

    telephone weird

    It's starting to turn black, i might have to.

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