I'm serious, it feels like an alien set up camp in my thumb. A few hours ago at work my side of my left thumb spontaneously became red and a little painful. It has just gotten worse and worse and now it's throbbing like i'm about to give alien birth via my cuticle. My doctor friend said it's probably infected and to pop and it squeeze any puss out, so I used a lancet to try to pop it but my thumb just started bleeding Shit, i'm about to wake up my mom and make her take me to the ER if I can't find a solution for this shit. OUUUUUUUUUUUCH! help plz?