Americans are generally stupider than people of other nationalities.

acutally I just finished writing your biography. I don't know about the ending, though. do you think people will buy that fact that you drove your mercedes off a cliff while racing at midnight, in icy weather???

 

I knew she wasnt from South Africa!

She's from Brrrrrrrrrazil, as all model are

 

Haha ! All hot models are from Brazil. And all pale, anorexic models are from Eastern Europe

 

You're correct my dear.

 

she brazilian alright. She's definitely got that tan native to the western hemisphere. your old school mate has it too.

the sun does some good work on this side of the world.

 

It keeps us happy

 

Include some leather gloves and red lipstick and it'll be just fine. Make me elegant and bitchy.

 

Wrong!
People from colonies are more intelligent in general.
Other thing is – Americans are more educated than average European.

 

Wrong !

 

if you want elegant and bitchy, then I think the supermodel/drug overdose ending will fit in a bit better.

 

:iagree:

 

I like that. A lot. You have potential, you know.
Enough about the ending though. Tell me does my life include lots of hotties, money and sex ?

 

see, thats the best part. You spend years traveling from shoot to shoot, from Monaco to the most beautiful Caribbean beaches, all while sleeping around with footballers and rock stars. slowly, you throw yourself away and forget where you came from, your family has ostracized you and you fall into a deep dark drug induced depression.

after spending a week alone and shut in by rainstorms at a remote Mediterranean resort, you meet the man of your dreams while eyeing at each other from a distance for a couple of days, even though you two are the only residence at the resort. you two strike up the grandest conversation and spend the night dancing on the beach. Finally the energy of the night climaxes and you go in for the kiss... but he draws away instantly and explains that you have it all wrong. He awkwardly admits that hes gay. You two reluctantly laugh it off then return to your respective suites. then you spend the rest of the evening falling deeper into your depression and down a bottle of pills and slowly fall into the dark sleep that puts you away for good.

With time you are forgotten and no one missed the supermodel girl who had no gaydar.

now... all it lacks is a title!

 

:biggrin: AHHAHA.

 

Americans are pretty awful to travel with, that's for sure.

 

i'm sure you travel with loads of them.

 

right? it's one of those daily grind things for him!

 

It seems to me that certain posters in this thread started to take this thread a little bit too much seriously.

 

Yes, Americans were the second worst people I came across during overseas travel, behind the English.

 

STATING THINGS IN BOLD MAKES THEM TRUTHIER!