Am I A Bad Person If I Found This Funny?

http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/archaeology/a-photo-a-man-who-appeared-to-die-while-masturbating-might-not-be-as-it-seems/news-story/ed1e9bfb6a60fba181bbdf013d73b140


I mean it was two millenia ago

 

I Didn't Realise They Knew About Masturbation Way Back Then......



Cheers Glen.

 

Now that’s what I call Erotic asphyxiation ..lol...


Hotwater

 

Being a bad person is a judgement upon oneself. One could judge oneself as a bad person, and then either that bothers you or you decide you don't give a fuck and are happy to live with that knowledge. Most people have some redeeming features, I think I've only met two people who have none.

 

The internet will chuckle like a bunch of school boys but it was a real person whose body was probably bent into that pose after death. I don't know why it's so funny. I mean people have always done that. But I suppose that is how men are. One is to be judged for doing what you also do when you can't find a women.

 

Well i opened up the news story, got to the pic of the, i guess you say corpse, in just the right pose and cracked up. Oh dear, thats embarassing, even though yes, as pointed out in the article bending of the limbs post mortem

 

Embarassing to who?

And no, finding that funny is not what makes you bad

 

I don't think it's impossible that this guy had the clarity to realize it would be really funny if he became the Pompeii Masturbator. They act like his hand involuntarily got stuck that way but I think it's just as likely he had to really struggle to keep it that way.

 

"I don't know what's gonna happen man, but I gonna have my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!"

 

I thought all of Pompeii was excavated by now. I'm surprised they're still finding new artifacts including a casualty in a jack off pose.

 

Uhmm, you do realize that those bodies were covered in many feet of ash, ~15', and now are hard as stone, so how do you propose that someone manipulated the body into that position?

 

Maybe it was bent by some joker just before the ashes fell and piled up?

 

Someone did not the event itself did.

 

doubtful considering it was the super-heated air/poison gas that killed them, not ash.