Alternate Personalities?

Wow im stoned right now, and lovin every minute of it

 

Yeah It's wierd that I can fucking picture Bill in a wizard outfit, smoking a hookah.

 

Lol that's a great idea, dressing up like something while high. hm.. pirates and ninjas!

 

Yeah we have a costume store in the city right next to me, maybe I'll go and pick up some costumes and me and some pals can go out into the night dressed like idiots, and pretty much sounding like idiots (we'd HAVE to be stoned.)

 

I had forgotten all about it, but since we're talking about alternate personalities and costumes, the memory has been joopled back into my head. Around christmas of 2004, for almost four months, I would put a santa hat that I stole from work on top of my weed hat(a different one than the one in my gallery). The santa hat was black, instead of red, and it said "bah humbug" on it. The bill of my weed hat would be the only part of it that was still visible under the santa hat. On the bill of the weed hat it said "legalize it" in sloppy green letters. Whenever I wore these hats I would turn into some kinda of evil stoner santa. I would hold paople's weed hostage until they smoked with me, but I was only joking(kinda) and I'd steal tip jars out of ice cream shops and buy weed with the stolen tip money.

 

Bill, you should officially become the Marijauna Merlin and dress in wizard's robes all the time. I would adore you even more, if that's humanly possible.

 

when im high i just act how I feel.
In two words:
chilled
tripped out

 

Hell yeah. I become "Poppy", the posh, intelligent, logical but also witty British lady. My friend Tena came up with the name since I always bust out my Brit Shit when im stoned hahaha. tight. i didn't know anyone else did that!!!!!!

 

I didn't think so many people were as fucked up as me, either.

I find it odd how we have absolutely NO reason to pick up these odd traits, however we do and we stick very strongly to them.

 

*counts to self* one... two... thr..

looks like 3 words to me

 

i wonder if these identities are the people we would hallucinate if we were schizophrenic

 

I certainly hope not. This town is COMPLETELY white and theres no way a pimp would last... the old people would run me over with their carts!

 

shit...