Almost 58 And Ive Never Had Sushi

It's just never happened. I'm turning 58 in october and I feel incredibly lonely. I've rejected sushi so many times it sickens me, and I guess I'm just not fucking hungry. The below image isnt me.

What do I do? Do i solicit a sushi chef, try to find an ugly girl that owns a sushi bar?, or just shit myself?



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Meh, you aren't missing much, in my opinion.

Maybe go to the store or a sushi restaurant and buy some? Whatever feels right, man.

 

Start with some old sushi to get experience.

 

Go down on a cheap prostitute.

 

Jesus Christ.

 

it's really not that great. it's ok, i'll eat it if it's there, but i'm pretty sure all the people who claim it as their favorite food are actually just trying to sound cultured and in reality they'd rather eat a pizza.

 

Fish is good for the brain.

 

You could start by buying some rice, seaweed and fish. Leave them together for a while and see where things go.

 

I seriously never properly indulged in sushi neither. But age is just a number
Happily my friends don't really pressure me

 

I love the part of the song wish by nine inch nails where he says "give me one last fish fuck"

 

I like fish smoked, fried etc. Just not that intrigued by raw fish.. otherwise i'd probably tried sushi by now

 

Baked or grilled is good too.

 

I am scared of eating raw Fish !

 

If we don't eat them, they will eat us. Sushi is good.

 

you should find some older fish and eat it for practice.

 

Would that be FILF or MFILF ?

 

FILF = fish i'd like to filet?

 

I eat sushi frequently. You should try a rainbow roll!

It has salmon, tuna, shrimp, all wrapped around a California roll! You might like it. Wasabi and ginger are customarily served with sushi rolls. The wasabi is very spicy and may clear your sinuses! But anyway.. Sushi can be lame too. Some places that serve sushi I don't really care for. Anyway... I would recommend a place called Kabuki but I don't think they have them everywhere. Only Texas Nevada and California I think.

 

me too....specially when you hear people occasionally die from it


both my kids eat sushi but I never have....I will admit that I am not the dude to clean a fish either...pretty much why I don't like fishing because you gotta gut those fish......I cannot even stab a worm with a hook without copious alcohol in me

I grew up eating English style halibut and chips every Friday for lunch from the chip truck......I love halibut and chips.....but I pass on all other sea food save for the occasional tuna sandwich...pass on lobster....pass on sardines or smelt....trout, salmon...pass pass.....

it has been a problem for others...not so much for me


did anyone at all get the ''parody'' part of the thread?....I used buddys opening paragraph and everything...you guys turned my parody into an almost serious discussion???....


@pr...if you had a larger sampling to judge with you would know that you don't need a hooker to taste bad snatch...I have a good sized sampling...the odds are/were against me lol

 

Yes but your thread was far more interesting than someone moaning about reaching (almost ) 27 and never having sex
there are loads of things I have never done !
Sex is just a distraction the older you get the more you see it