All you birthday folk

omg, i think chris is one of those aliens!!!

 

Chris.........i knew it all along he's just here to observe us now........

 

and he's always been 15!!! how do you explain that?

 

im from neptune; so yes im an alien, and years are long things there

 

and what do you want from us?

 

why chris why?? i trusted you and here you come, admitting your exploit me and pauly's shoe tying abilities?!
chris, how can you be so cruel?
is science that important to you as to traumatize two kids for life?
au revoir.....

 

oral sex



and rox

you can trust me, shoe tying information is sent annonomously for statistical purposes only

 

oral sex, big deal

u unevolved neptune creaures you

 

shall i up my demands then


just cuz your so willing to comply

 

mkay i shall be waiting...
make it something challenging
geez, making a crap-landian gypsy waste her skills like that, oral sex, geez

 

so wait...does this mean chris is legal?

 

you know rox...

oral sex won't destroy your crap-landian gipsy skills.

 

I am in scotland...


have been legal since 14



and rox



why dont you think of something?

 

So am I going to learn or not?

 

Chris.......why did i come here./..........

 

50 days to go! Yayyyyyyyyy....Ummm...I'm not crazy I swear

 

I will be 18 on the 18th... I am excited.

Chris has been in scotland since he was 14... How many years is that in our time?

 

Woohoo, turned 17 today, thanks!

 

Its My Burfday Woooooooo!!!!!!!

 

6 days to go (not including today)