All I want.

Agreed

 

...
so does anyone have any good smoothie recipes?

 

I feel ya RDH. I spent yesterday dreaming of a full bod massage. The day before dreaming about tofu scramble cooked up for me. I too need a GF.
At least you are a woman - easy peasy getting some smoothie and footy action. Dudes are easy to get to do stuff for you for the first couple weeks of a relationship.
I'm going to have to be doing the foot massaging and smoothie procurement if I want some companionship(and believe me - I am willing)(see earlier statement about dudes being easy).
You'll just have to bat your eyes and put your chest out a little. Though the chances of you getting a worthy catch aren't guaranteed. At least you'll get the smoothie and foot massage.

 

No.

 

On the first date?

 

I take all the fruit I have and put it in a blender...

 

You're right. Maybe I don't only want a smoothie and foot massage then. I want to meet my dream guy...ha.

 

- 1 part rice milk
- 1 part coconut milk
- 2 parts ice
- 1 banana
- 1 tsp nutritional yeast
- 2 tsp spirulina
- 4 strawberries
- 1 tbsp chocolate sauce or powder
- 1 tsp peanut butter

Blend

- garnish with chocolate chips

 

don't tell me you're a smurf...

 

I've gotten a smoothie on the first date. I can't recall if I've gotten a foot massage on a first date though. Gee, I probably have...
haha ha

 

I need a girlfriend

 

I love grumpy cat

 

That's actually really depressing. You're saying guys only want to do kind things at the beginning? I want to find a guy that will always be happy to do these things, just because they want to make me happy. I'd do whatever to make my partner happy too.

 

I'm just saying guys are really easy in the beginning whereas we really have to put in the work for a woman in the beginning. And then yes, it does sometimes get a little tougher to get a guy to remember those little perks and efforts - where it seems like women tend to get better at it.
But believe me - there are many guys who love and live for the chance to remind their sweets how much they mean to them. Some of us even have a tendency to occasionally go too far and almost smother the person with love and affection...uh...er...so I've heard anyways -

But hey RDH - we can't lose hope......

I can't wait till I have someone in my life to make smoothies for again -

BTW - grumpy cat is pretty f'in epic!

 

Hm. I love being smothered with love and affection.

 

..My whole life, though, I've always found myself to be in the minority of things.
I'm fucking strange.

 

^^^