All I want.

All I want is a foot massage and a blueberry smoothie...
Is that too much to ask for??
I need a boyfriend -__-

 

If I had a blueberry smoothie I would totally give it to you

 

but you could also go get me one from jamba juice or somewhere and surprise me with it..
pfffttt.

 

I envy you for wanting a foot massage.

I can't handle people touching my feet but the idea of a foot massage sounds amazing. I'm fucked up, I know.

 

i give great foot massages

 

ha
I'm a footy..
a foot massage enthusiast
I think I just made that term up

 

That's 2 things...

 

I would surprise you with it while riding a unicorn and singing a song that I wrote for you while playing guitar! :2thumbsup:

 

i give great blueberry smoothies.

 

now, that's my kinda guy!

 

Haha awesome!

 

*awkward silence*

 

Im used to it

 

the internet's weird like that. you have to actually say "awkward silence" to create an awkward silence. just being awkwardly silent doesn't cut it.

 

Me too

 

*awkward silence*
...

 

*embarrassing fart*

 

Then I guess that's something we both have in common

 

kyle's got game.

 

*awkward silence*