All I Do Is Dream About Cock

I'm a gay man, and I spend every minute of my life thinking about huge, thick cock.

Is that wrong?

 

yes. you should also spend some time thinking about man asshole too.

 

You got me there.

Although, I'm a bit of a twink (a fat twink, but a twink none the less, I know that sounds odd. Am I rambling? Sorry)

Actually I never think about asshole, because It's always mine that's up for grabs. Although I do love it when a bear grabs me by my hair and shoves my chubby face into their shitty, hairy asshole. OOOOHHHHGGGAAAAAA

 

Probably what the Korn song should gone like

But then it would have been ADIDAC and they wouldnt have gotten a bunch of money from a shoe company

 

PS: What is that on your head in your avatar?

 

It's the mask I wear during anonymous gay love making. I can't let you people know my real identity.


Silly.

 

"love making" thats kind of gay

 

You down?

 

I like it doggy style while you tug on my bologna ears

 

That's so hot.

 

You drink fosters lager, Gorilla?

 

damn you, I came in this thread specifically to type a very succinct reply, "adidac," but you beat me to it

 

Wouldnt be the firs time a beat a girl to the C

 

I'm so down, the LG button in elevators stands for Let's Gorilla, not Lower Ground

 

I recently became obsessed with cock too except I'm straight.
I don't see anything wrong with it. lol

 

And fosters is the crap we sell to everyone overseas, we donk drink it here

I'd would suggest Castlemaine XXXX to put hairs on your chest, but by the sounds of it, if you have hairs on your chest O'Viper might try slip you a roofie

We also dont put shrimps on Barbies cos thats stupid, its then either impossible to get the shell off, or if you put it on shell off first they turn to like rubber in 20 secs

 

Sam Kekovich should put something in his annual Australia Day lamb campaign about Aussies not drinking fosters, and yeah putting prawns on the BBQ would be a horrible waste.

 

http://youtu.be/wIO06VgG8fQ

 

Gotta keep that shrimp in its shell when cooked! And only marinate half hr. or yer shrimp will get funky.
Just put in pot with little lemon n butter then fire that on yer grill fer couple minutes! Pound a natty ice brother

 

Fuck you asshole!!

This thread is about my love for cock.