Alien spaceship to make money

I got an idea to make money.

It involves chicken feet and alien space ships.

Chicken feet are the most expensive part of the chicken in China.

In the United States they are one of the least expensive.

If I could buy chicken feet in the US and ship them to China and sell them I could make beaucoup money.

This is where the alien space ship comes in. The problem is transport. The alien space ship could travel super fast and no fuel cost. Thay way you can turn a profit.

Also ribeye. Asians dont eat steak like Americans do. Ribeye is one of the cheapest cuts in many asian countries. They just thin slice it and stir fry it. On the return trip.. You leave it whole, alien transport that shit to the United States sell it for three times the price.

 

Yourv'e Been Drinking Again Haven't You...???...



Cheers Glen.

 

I just had some pad thai. And 1 beer several hlours ago. Im normally like this.

 

I eat the chicken foot. I've had a few times. Lol. Lots people like yuuuuck. Not me. All skin and cartilage! Pick up shin, drag it out your mouth it all falls out.

 

Chicken feet are dog food, just don't cook them and, remember, humans can often eat the same thing dogs can and the Chinese sometimes eat their dogs. The aliens get a good laugh out of it, but they charge up the ass for transport.

 

All of you that posted above me, could use some of this:

 

Titanic sucked

 

Its usually the Babylonians that people tell me are not crazy that I have to worry the most about. That's why the aliens enjoy toying with them so much. The bigger they are, the harder they fall right on their fat asses.

 

I've been saying for years teleportation would radically change our transpiration and trade. Not to mention where we live and work.

As soon as we can do this without turning into giant Jeff Goldblums, it's on mothafucka

 

Thats one of the reasons ETs have been kept secret.

 

MMmmmmmm.....no. Are you not familiar with the Amazon model of instant gratification? People want to push a button and get shit instantly. First company that does that will rule the marketplace.

No way that tech is out there and being kept secret. There's too much money to be made.

 

That kind of tech is what you need a full scale quantum computer and a Theory of Everything for. Like the theory of Relativity, when a Theory of Everything is discovered it should include a description of countless things that are possible. Such a quantum computer and theory could be as little as three years away. The ability to teleport energy and information on a wide scale is currently being investigated. I believe the Chinese hold the record at well over a hundred miles.

 

in russia they have baba yaga who has a house that runs around on chicken feet. i don't think it actually flys though. not that i've ever been there.
and its one of those mythology things. at least i think russia is where its from.

 

According to the state of Missouri, chickens are walking vegetables, and should not be sold in the meat department.

 

LOL wait, what?

Link?

Missouri's a state?

 

The do cock fighting in the state, but its illegal to fight animals, so a backwater judge declared chickens walking vegetables.

 

So the winner must be the dude who shoots first.

 

Cock fighting lasts only a minute or two, something that has been confirmed by countless women.

 

I like Titanic I mean it's sooo not my movie but I've always enjoyed it.

 

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The sinking of the Titanic and the Boston Red Sox will always be intertwined because Fenway Park in Boston officially opened on the same day of the sinking.


The opening of the park was relegated to the back of the local papers because the Sinking of the Titanic dominated most of the newspaper and the entire front cover.