"What in sam hill are you doing?" "I'm breast-feeding." "Well, why?" "Because he can't cook." —Business Sucks: Part 1, Season 9, Episode 5, Original air date: October 2, 1994. "Breast-feeding is a natural biological function." "So is peeing, but you don't see me doing that in public." "Well, the last time I looked, the side of my garage was in public." —Business Sucks: Part 1, Season 9, Episode 5, Original air date: October 2, 1994. "♪ We shall not we shall not be moved ♪" "Go ahead, sing." "♪ We shall not we shall not be moved ♪" "Sing and nurse, nurse and sing. But mark my words, you shall not win this one. Men will rally around me. They will march through the shadow of the valley of your immensity, and see the righteousness of my cause. For men are trustworthy, loyal and..." "♪ We shall not be moved ♪" "Jefferson, you little wuss! How could you do this to your own breed?" "Marcy made me do it." —Business Sucks: Part 1, Season 9, Episode 5, Original air date: October 2, 1994. "We wanna show the world that men have a God-given right to live in a breast-free environment. Don't get us wrong. We're not some of those sissy marys who don't like breasts. I mean, I'm not. Of course, I can't vouch for these other guys. Our point is breasts have no place in a women's shoe store. Unless they're on a pinup calendar in a bathroom." "Or in one of them pens." —Business Still Sucks: Part 2, Season 9, Episode 6, Original air date: October 9, 1994. "When did being born a man become a crime?" "Well, according to The People of Illinois v. Baby Hayes it was, uh, May 12th, 1992." "Baby Hayes?" "Yeah. He was born naked. The nurse didn't like it, sued him for sexual harassment. They tried him as an adult, and gave him the electric highchair." —Business Still Sucks: Part 2, Season 9, Episode 6, Original air date: October 9, 1994. "Excuse me, sir, but do you have a place I can put this dirty diaper?" "No, I do not. And this is where I draw the line! There will be no dirty diapers in my shoe store..." "Oh, no?" —Business Still Sucks: Part 2, Season 9, Episode 6, Original air date: October 9, 1994.
