For my money, this is the funniest movie of all time. When I watched it for the first time at a drive-in, when it was released, I regretted smokong a fattie before it came on. I was laughing so hard I missed 1/2 the movie, and my sides hurt all the next day. What are your favorite jokes/sight gags in AIRPLANE? Here's mine -"Can you fly this plane, and land it?" -When Robt. Stack whips off his sunglasses and there's another pair of sunglasses underneath. -"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" -"Lt. Horowitz--thinks he's Ethyl Merman" and it really is. -When Beaver's mom (Barbara Billingsley) talks jive. -"I recieved a letter from headquarters." "Headquarters! What is it?" "It's a building where all the generals meet but that's not important now." -The entire scene at the bar but especially the dance sequence (Stayin' Alive). -"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue." -The part where the stewedess plays guitar, esp. when everyone is smiling and one face appears upside-down. -The scene where Robt. Stack is being driven to the airport and there are different things in the background i.e. indians chasing them. That's my top 10, plus this bonus (cause I'm a guy): -The jiggling tits.