Ain't nothin' better...

...than an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer night.

PS - anybody miss me? Bellfire? Booga? Adam? Hmm?

 

Gosh Zoomie, we din' none of us think you was a comin' back.


We sold yer pa's farm and Emmie Lou married Skeeter Johnson...

 

Id rather have oreos.

 

Eh, no great loss. Emmie Lou was a lousy lay anyhow. And won't you have egg on your face when they find gold on the back forty in 2016.

Did I mention I was visiting the future?

 

whats it like

 

It was great til Zoomie showed up

Welcome back, ya ass.

 

Isn't the world just one big Walmart by then?

 

I have eaten an icecream sammich like every day this week

 

god thats a depressing prospect


if not walmart by then, some corporation

 

Let's just say I looked in on a friend and he's not wearing an ankle bracelet anymore. They don't need them in federal prison. And North Korea gave up their nukes in exchange for all the rice they could eat. Other than that it's just like today. We're even still in Iraq and there's another Bush in the white house.

Now I'm off to the past. There was fresh air in the 1850s.

Bye.

 

Man, I'm soooooo glad I'm not your friend :H

 

I need a time machine.

 

If Zoomie had gone a little further into the future he would have seen that ultimately the world will be divided between the warring nations of Walmartovia and Starbuckistan.

 

yes there's something better

cold beer on a hot summer day, out in the sun with buddies, just hangin out and drinkin

 

Thanks, man. That was harsh. You hurt me right here, in the ticker. Just for that I'm not going to tell you about the past. Let's just say you'll be surprised to find out who your real father is.

PS- Kayleigh, are those naked people?

 

I can't remember the last time I had an ice cream sandwich. It's been a long time.

 

or sex.

 

I'm sorry Zoomie. I guess i shouldn't say that since Imma need you to visit me when I'm in prison and you come to the future :H

 

I did. Twice. We reenacted the visitation scene from "The Cable Guy". And I put 200 credits on your canteen account.

 

naw, most of my friends are too lazy to undress just to be naked around one another

hmmm... how bout a hot summer day, beer drinking with friends, followed by a thunderstorm and everyone moving indoors for a really great orgy?
could be fun