Ain't nothin' better...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Zoomie, Jun 20, 2006.

  1. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    ...than an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer night.

    PS - anybody miss me? Bellfire? Booga? Adam? Hmm?
     
  2. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Gosh Zoomie, we din' none of us think you was a comin' back.


    We sold yer pa's farm and Emmie Lou married Skeeter Johnson...
     
  3. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    Id rather have oreos.
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Eh, no great loss. Emmie Lou was a lousy lay anyhow. And won't you have egg on your face when they find gold on the back forty in 2016.

    Did I mention I was visiting the future?
     
  5. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    whats it like
     
  6. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    It was great til Zoomie showed up :D

    Welcome back, ya ass.
     
  7. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    Isn't the world just one big Walmart by then?
     
  8. pickin_wildflowers

    pickin_wildflowers Senior Member

    I have eaten an icecream sammich like every day this week ;)
     
  9. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    god thats a depressing prospect


    if not walmart by then, some corporation
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Let's just say I looked in on a friend and he's not wearing an ankle bracelet anymore. They don't need them in federal prison. And North Korea gave up their nukes in exchange for all the rice they could eat. Other than that it's just like today. We're even still in Iraq and there's another Bush in the white house.

    Now I'm off to the past. There was fresh air in the 1850s.

    Bye.
     
  11. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    Man, I'm soooooo glad I'm not your friend :H
     
  12. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    I need a time machine.
     
  13. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    If Zoomie had gone a little further into the future he would have seen that ultimately the world will be divided between the warring nations of Walmartovia and Starbuckistan.
     
  14. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    yes there's something better

    cold beer on a hot summer day, out in the sun with buddies, just hangin out and drinkin
     
  15. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Thanks, man. That was harsh. You hurt me right here, in the ticker. Just for that I'm not going to tell you about the past. Let's just say you'll be surprised to find out who your real father is.

    PS- Kayleigh, are those naked people?
     
  16. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

    I can't remember the last time I had an ice cream sandwich. It's been a long time.
     
  17. questing400

    questing400 Senior Member

    or sex.
     
  18. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

    I'm sorry Zoomie. I guess i shouldn't say that since Imma need you to visit me when I'm in prison and you come to the future :H
     
  19. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    I did. Twice. We reenacted the visitation scene from "The Cable Guy". And I put 200 credits on your canteen account.
     
  20. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

    naw, most of my friends are too lazy to undress just to be naked around one another

    hmmm... how bout a hot summer day, beer drinking with friends, followed by a thunderstorm and everyone moving indoors for a really great orgy?
    could be fun
     

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