Aiight. Internet flirting

The pussy-whip?

 

Meh. I like have people around to sooth my mighty ego.

I used to find it pretty dorky. But now I flirt online as well, and anything I do is automatically player.

 

Yeah I roll my eyes at your antics a lot.

Ummm.... I mean.... LODE I WANT YOUR SEXY BODY!!!!

 

Well if you cry I guess we could call it that.

 

i flirt with you to try and fuck with your head, but i think i might be talking about a different head....

 

why flirt online, when you can do it at work? besides it's always fun to see how close you can get w/o crossing the line

 

ya... I flirt with everyone, even online. the only time I have a problem flirting is when I actually like someone.

 

i think, ultimately, that flirting is good for your health. unless you have a psychotic lover who goes all "boil the bunny" on you.

 

Whatev. I'm getting a divorce.

Either learn to be nice, or forget it. I'm a little harsh on my women, just so you know.

Not the kind of man to take shit from girlies.

 

Well get a divorce. I refuse to play nice. You're boring when things are nice.

See that's why I put up with you. I like it when my men are hard on me.

Come here and let me spank you for getting out of line.

 

That's too exhausting.

I think I'll just resort to tying you up in the basement.