Aiight. Internet flirting

yeah, they're just trying to get you out of your bra, the pigs.

 

Bras are a form of control. I say we burn em all and be truly free!

 

Are you serious?

 

he's prettier than most women, t.

 

His words don't very often come out of a man.

 

To offer an explanation while hoping to avoid a pity party, I've got some social and emotional issues. I won't go into the details, but a lot of things aren't as easy for me as they seem to be for others.

I'm working on them though, as I have been for years.

 

I can respect that.

Good luck.

 

i like to flirt on the internet. in "real life" i suck at it. i can't flirt. if i try, i end up sticking my foot in it, or just looking like an idiot. my best line, and the one that has gotten me the most ass is to walk up to a hot chick, go "you're sexy as hell." closely followed by, "wanna get naked?" dunno... in person, i just can't flirt, i'm just direct.

 

It's lame.

 

If I'm actually interested in someone I get tongue tied. But I'm a better flirt in person usually.

Your directness is hot as hell though.

 

If I like someone enough, i can feel comfortable enough to let loose a little and maybe talk to them more or make physical contact, etc. but I don't ever really like...flirt. Actually, now that i think about it, i don't even know how to flirt.

 

i just can't help it. when i like someone and try to flirt with them, it doesn't work. i sit there and go "uh, uh, uh..." and then out comes the word babble. so i just remind myself i don't really care if they like me, and it comes out as "you're hot, let's go to my place." lol... whatever works, right?

 

When did this happen?

 

Oh, a long time ago.

And I'm curretly having awkward dates with Ms. Oh! and Kinky. I divorced Indian_Summer.

 

You divorced her? Does that mean you will behead the next wife that displeases you?

 

...why am i tempted to photoshop of me beheaded?

 

No.

I'll just let her go. But don't make it a self-fulfilled prophecy wifey.

 

Pfft I'm the one that looks the other way while you gather more women.




Because you pick the hotties that I plan to steal from you.

 

Hahaha.

Yes. I want to make you happy too. Of course.

 

Because you're scared of the whip. Such a shame.