Aiight. Internet flirting

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by praxiskepsis, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    yeah, they're just trying to get you out of your bra, the pigs.
     
  2. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Bras are a form of control. I say we burn em all and be truly free!
     
  3. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Are you serious?
     
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    he's prettier than most women, t.
     
  5. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    His words don't very often come out of a man.
     
  6. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    To offer an explanation while hoping to avoid a pity party, I've got some social and emotional issues. I won't go into the details, but a lot of things aren't as easy for me as they seem to be for others.

    I'm working on them though, as I have been for years.
     
  7. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    I can respect that.

    Good luck.
     
  8. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    i like to flirt on the internet. in "real life" i suck at it. i can't flirt. if i try, i end up sticking my foot in it, or just looking like an idiot. my best line, and the one that has gotten me the most ass is to walk up to a hot chick, go "you're sexy as hell." closely followed by, "wanna get naked?" dunno... in person, i just can't flirt, i'm just direct.
     
  9. Arlandis

    Arlandis Visitor

    It's lame.
     
  10. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    If I'm actually interested in someone I get tongue tied. But I'm a better flirt in person usually.

    Your directness is hot as hell though.
     
  11. telephone

    telephone weird

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    If I like someone enough, i can feel comfortable enough to let loose a little and maybe talk to them more or make physical contact, etc. but I don't ever really like...flirt. Actually, now that i think about it, i don't even know how to flirt.
     
  12. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    i just can't help it. when i like someone and try to flirt with them, it doesn't work. i sit there and go "uh, uh, uh..." and then out comes the word babble. so i just remind myself i don't really care if they like me, and it comes out as "you're hot, let's go to my place." lol... whatever works, right? :)
     
  13. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    When did this happen?
     
  14. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Oh, a long time ago.

    And I'm curretly having awkward dates with Ms. Oh! and Kinky. I divorced Indian_Summer.
     
  15. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    You divorced her? Does that mean you will behead the next wife that displeases you?
     
  16. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    ...why am i tempted to photoshop of me beheaded?
     
  17. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    No.

    I'll just let her go. But don't make it a self-fulfilled prophecy wifey. ;)
     
  18. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Pfft I'm the one that looks the other way while you gather more women.




    Because you pick the hotties that I plan to steal from you.
     
  19. praxiskepsis

    praxiskepsis ha!

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    Hahaha.

    Yes. I want to make you happy too. Of course.
     
  20. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Because you're scared of the whip. Such a shame.
     

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