Ahh Hell

I'm a better cook than you Lodui

 

You never told me you were gay.

 

I prefer pet.

Lesbians find me irresistible.

 

No need to fight, you will all get your chances to prove your culinary skills to us. :H

 

Yes I did, but I guess you're still in denial..

 

Maybe... I am very good though. But hey, the more the merrier right? I don't wanna do all the cooking anyway.

 

I thought all ladies did.

 

So which one of your sexy flatmate's sex slave do I get to be?

 

Actually... you can have the hairy landlady. :H

Or the landlord if you prefer.

 

I don't think I want to live in your closet anymore. I guess I'll just have to auction myself off to the highest bidder.

 

Not again.. :$

Pwease don't.

 

You charmer you.

 

Lodui will end up getting the damn couch... he's trains and is in his prime. I don't want to get 'owned' by a 20 years old

 

Well why do you want me to have sex with your hairy landlady/lord?

 

I have bronchitis right now... I was climbing the stairs the other day and was panting like a sled dog... get it while the gettings good.

I don't like unsporting violence though, we can take turns.

 

It'd probably bring down the rent.

 

They need some lovin' too.

 

Oh I see how it is.. Like Lodui said, apparently I get to "pay your rent". :$

 

Yes please. :H

 

You could always try to get lucky with one of the ladies and share their bed.