Advice for Stupid People

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  1. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    When posting to an advise for stupid people thread tell them not to do stupid things! Don't tell them to do stupid things which they are probably already doing!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 21, 2008
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  3. crummyrummy

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    Dont pull your your mc hammer pants up so high that you get a camel toe.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 21, 2008
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    Do not ever, ever help Jack off the horse.
     
    Captain Cannabis, Mar 21, 2008
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    Dont eat raw rice.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 21, 2008
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  9. OlderWaterBrother

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    When trying to remember your right hand from your left have someone put and big L on your left hand and a big R on your rignt hand. Don't do it your self!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 22, 2008
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    Thought I'd ripoff another website:

    Wash behind your ears, not behind your eyes.

    Don't iron clothes while wearing them.

    Don't sled down hills with interstates at the bottom.

    Sell at most one of your kidneys.

    Don't chase a bear into the woods to get a close-up photo.

    Don't tie yourself to an airplane propeller.

    When using a weed whacker, don't hold the end with the wire.

    Stay on the outside of all fences at the zoo.

    Although it looks like a pussy, don’t stick your tongue into an anemone.
     
    newo, Mar 22, 2008
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  13. crummyrummy

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    Dont Jerk Off a Bear in the Woods
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 22, 2008
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  15. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Speaking of weed whackers, don't try to trim your mustache with one!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 22, 2008
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    When It Comes Down To "Points Of Law" .. A Verbal Contract...Isn't Worth The Paper It Is Written On.......[​IMG]...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 22, 2008
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  19. crummyrummy

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    Dont bathe with "easy off".
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 23, 2008
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  21. OlderWaterBrother

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    Don't try to whiten your teeth with it either!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 23, 2008
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  23. crummyrummy

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    Or enema....
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 23, 2008
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  25. OlderWaterBrother

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    CRIMMINY!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 23, 2008
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  27. crummyrummy

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    Wire coat hangers as q-tips, not such a good idea....
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 23, 2008
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    drain-o does not unclog your sinuses
     
    gaum, Mar 23, 2008
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    Do not roller skate at the ice rink
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 23, 2008
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  33. OlderWaterBrother

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    Don't play leap frog with elephants!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 24, 2008
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  35. pixeewinged

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    my advice for stupid people... quit breathing.
     
    pixeewinged, Mar 24, 2008
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  37. crummyrummy

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    Dont pet the skunks!!!!
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 24, 2008
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  39. OlderWaterBrother

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    Don't hand feed Sharks!
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Mar 24, 2008
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