Advice for Stupid People

That's so funny. Glen giving advice to stupid people. It kind of connotates intellegence on his part...

Just kiddin' Glen.

Actually all the good advice I needed was in a Jim Croce song. "You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind..." It's how I've gotten thru life so far.

 

Heres A Motto For Stupid People..........Do It Tomorrow......You've Made Enough Mistakes For Today....



Cheers Glen.

 

Dont eat the green, furry ham steaks.

 

To Avoid The Embarrasment Of Shouting Out The Wrong Names Whilst In The Act Of Lovemaking..........Only Have Affairs With Women.. (or men....).. Who Have The Same Name As Your Wife.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Don't eat yellow snow!

 

Fuck Dr. Seuss! Don't eat green eggs and ham! Not in a boat, not with a goat, yadda yadda yadda!

 

If You Want A Healthy Sex Life.....The Key Word Is Communication....So

When You Are Making Love To Your Partner....... For Heaven's Sake....Tell

Them...

Cheers Glen.

 

If you're hiking in the Florida Glades and you see a large alligator, don't try to put your head in its mouth!

 

Do not attempt to fix a light socket with a butter knife.

 

Advice For Stupid Women......Most Men Are Like Blenders.....You Need One.....But You're Not Quite Sure Why.......



Cheers Glen..

 

Learn to swim before you learn to surf.

 

If you say something stupid, saying it again won't make it any less stupid!
Saying it louder doesn't help either.

 

You Haven't Failed......Youv'e Just Found Another Way That Doesn't Work...




Cheers Glen.

 

don't do anything you can't figgure out. people will bitch at you for this and call you lazy, but you'll be less likely to hurt yourself or cause harm to others.

=^^=
.../\...

 

Anti Pasto does not mean you are against Spaghetti!

 

A Thrifty...Money Saving Tip For Stupid People.....Stop Wasting Money Buying Toilet Paper..And Use An Old Telephone Directory Instead.......WARNING.....Do Not Attempt To Try This If You Use......"Directory Online"........




Cheers Glen...

 

When flying in an airplane you do not have to flap your arms to help the plane take off!

 

When Queuing At The Supermarket Checkout.....Pass Your Time By Chewing Off And Eating The Useless Bits Off The Vegetables.......Such As The Leafy Ends Of The Celery.....And The Blunt Stump On The Broccoli.............This Way Not Only Will You Benefit From The Fibre......But The Veges Will Be A Lot Lighter When The Time Comes To Weigh Them..........




Cheers Glen.

 

Remove the egg from the egg shell before cooking scrambled eggs!

 

Remove The "Dry Clean Only" Tag From Your Clothes......Have The Tag Itself "Drycleaned", Leaving The Rest Af The Garment Free To Be Washed Normally.....



Cheers Glen.