Advice for Stupid People

Always Poo At Work......Not Only Will You Save Money On Toilet Paper........But You'll Also Be Getting Paid To Do It....



Cheers Glen.

 

Recreate The Fun Of A Visit To A Public Swimming Pool In Your Own Home By........Filling The Bath With Cold Water....Adding Two Bottles Of Bleach....Then Pissing In It....Before Diving In....



Yours....Whilst Typing On A Floating..Urine Proof.. Keyboard....

Glen.

 

don't use your baby to test if your boiling water is hot enough.

 

If You Suffer From High Blood Pressure..........Simply Place A Small Cut, In A "Major Artery"...And Bleed For Awhile........Thus Reducing The Pressure....




Yours.......In The Promotion Of...Safe...Simplified.....***Do It Yourself*** ...Medical Procedures....

Glen.

 

If someone gives you a pot brownie you're not supposed to smoke it.

 

This was actually in my horoscope:

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

 

dont try to drown a fish

 

Police dogs can run faster than you think even if they do eat Donuts.

 

If Your Anorexic...And Your Knees Become Fatter Than Your Legs...............Then It's Time To Start Eating Again..!!!!!!



Yours....... Whilst Chewing On His 16th Mega-Double Cheeseburger For The Day....

Glen.

 

Dont let GLENGLEN give you directions!!!!!!!

 

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

-Frank Zappa


So, stupid people, we salute you. Keep your chin up, you are the basic building block of the universe.

:jester:

 

Lighting farts on fire can be a good idea but not near the drapes.

 

Stun guns are not effective birth control.

 

..Never Hitch A Lift In ESRUOS ENO's Truck.....Without First Reading The Bumpersticker....



Yours........In The Secure Knowledge That All American Hitchhikers Are Now Safe...... From "E..E's"..... "Unique Style" Of Driving......( well at least until "E..E" finds his "stolen truck").....

Cheers Glen.

 

Advice for stupid vampires. Plasma T V's dont have blood in them.........

 

Dont Smoke Poison Ivy Because someone on the internet said it gets you HIGH.

 

do not tell your kids they can be whatever they want to be. we might end up with another president bush.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Chainsaws don't make good nail-clippers no matter how thick your toenails are.

 

You can not do a CRAZY IVAN manuver in a automobile.......

 

when you loose your child's pacifier, a balloon will not suffice.