Advice for Stupid People

you still need to look both ways at a 4 way stop.

 

don't stick anything in your mouth if you don't know where its been

 

You dont pay speeding fines to the officer at the time the ticket is issued, unless you are in Tijiauna

 

you need to try tapatio one scrambled eggs

 

remember to blink

 

red wine makes your lips red

 

don't shovel snow in the nude

 

dont take tylenol more than 9 times

 

All acids are not psychedelic.

 

learn a 2nd language three times

 

All weeds are not a pleasant smoking experience.

 

chocolate cake will make your fingers grow

 

telling a lie will make your nose grow

 

piss with the wind...not against

 

size doesn't matter as long as you know what your doing

 

if you cant afford to feed yourself.....do not get pregnant

 

if you can't afford it don't buy it

 

dont fart in the shower

 

wear a shirt when you go to the dollar store

 

dont rub chilli powder into your eyes