Advice for Stupid People

dont eat from maggot infested dumpsters

 

Taking off all your clothes and jumping into a cactus patch is not a good idea.

 

don't put gerbils up your butt

 

Don't put beans in your ears.

 

don't stick marbles up your nose

 

Just because you can stop the model train at home by putting your foot on the tracks, doesn't mean that you can do this with a real train.

 

never throw anything at a monkey in a cage

 

dont roll in the barbed wire

 

don't stick your finger in a light socket

 

dont let your three year old drive your car

 

don't leave you christmas lights up all year round!

 

your belly button is not a storage device

 

don't dry your clothes in an oven

 

dont wear bowling shoes outside in the winter snow...they have no traction

 

Don't piss off the TSA

 

dont put a pet in your carry on luggage

 

never fall asleep on a city bus

 

get smart, stupid!

 

Don't go Christmas shopping on Christmas eve.

 

Don't go christmas shopping on the 26th