Advice for Stupid People

Don't bring a beer to a job interview

 

dont take Ozzies advice

 

Unzip pants before peeing.

 

Jerk off in the stall, not the urinal.

 

dont post your real address on the net

 

Don't take the underwear thread seriously.

 

dont try to barefoot a Canadian winter

 

don't go to the beach without sunscreen

 

dont hop on pop

 

Where clothing in the snow.

 

always wear underwear

 

Your collection of plastic cups will never become valuable.

 

the dog shit doesnt pick itself up

 

tornados always hit trailer parks first

 

If your own breath is giving you a headache.....brush your frigging teeth

 

it's not ok to sleep with your first cousin

 

dont give out your paypal password

 

don't let strangers watch your luggage at the airport

 

dont lend your credit card to friends

 

don't lend your boyfriend to friends