Advice for Stupid People

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  1. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    dont park on the roof
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 15, 2008
    #701
  3. christyv

    christyv Senior Member

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    don't yell BOMB in a courthouse
     
    christyv, Dec 15, 2008
    #702
  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont shoplift a frozen turkey by shoving it in your pants
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 15, 2008
    #703
  7. christyv

    christyv Senior Member

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    the toilet goes in the bathroom not on the front porch!
     
    christyv, Dec 15, 2008
    #704
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    smarten up
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 15, 2008
    #705
  11. christyv

    christyv Senior Member

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    go to the dentist
     
    christyv, Dec 15, 2008
    #706
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont eat your dogs food
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 15, 2008
    #707
  15. Monkey Boy

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    Scrape ice off windshield before driving.
     
    Monkey Boy, Dec 15, 2008
    #708
  17. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    make sure you have enough toilet paper BEFORE you take a shit
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 15, 2008
    #709
  19. christyv

    christyv Senior Member

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    don't surf for porn at work
     
    christyv, Dec 16, 2008
    #710
  21. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont step on rusty nails
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 16, 2008
    #711
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    christyv Senior Member

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    don't dive into an empty pool
     
    christyv, Dec 16, 2008
    #712
  25. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont put the car in park while youre passing someone in the fast lane
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 16, 2008
    #713
  27. christyv

    christyv Senior Member

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    don't try to milk a cat
     
    christyv, Dec 16, 2008
    #714
  29. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    You cannot fly.
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 16, 2008
    #715
  31. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont flip off truckers
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 16, 2008
    #716
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    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Dont try to beat the train.
     
    crummyrummy, Dec 16, 2008
    #717
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    Don't pee on an electric fence.
     
    Monkey Boy, Dec 16, 2008
    #718
  37. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Dont fuck with the Jesus
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    crummyrummy, Dec 16, 2008
    #719
  39. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont pass a transport in a snowstorm if you drive a mini
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 16, 2008
    #720
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