Advice for Stupid People

never call a cop porky

 

Don't try to join the Ku Klux Klan if you're black.

 

do not have kids

 

don't try to give a cat a bath

 

Put the kleenex up to your nose then blow

 

when doing a felony crime....wear gloves

 

always buy gloves one size to small

 

dont drink the pickle juice

 

don't eat yellow snow

 

dont bite the extension cord

 

don't put metal in the microwave

 

dont blow dry your hair in the bath tub

 

don't laugh at your boss if he trips while walking down the hallway

 

dont try to slide down the chimney

 

dont let your car run in a closed garage

 

don't smoke while filling your car with gas

 

dont pick up cigarettes butts off the ground and eat them.

 

don't try to stop a moving ceiling fan with your hand

 

dont eat glass

 

don't procreate