Advice for Stupid People

corn dogs arent corn....but they just may contain dogs

 

If there's a semi tailgating you, don't make a sudden stop for no reason.

 

dont ask for water from someone trying to shoot you

 

dont oil spray your windshield when oil spraying your car

 

Put the cigar in the hole in the front of your face.

 

lockers dont lock by themselves

 

snow DOES have bugs in it

 

don't ride yer murdercycle on ice ponds...

 

Don’t ride a merry-go-round expecting to get any where.

 

don't ride bike made out of cardboard, it's only a piece of art not for real use

 

never volunteer...

 

Literacy is essential in the work environment.

 

moderation is the key to having a long life

 

When a family member dies, utilize ceremonial burial when attempting to discard of the remains

 

your doing it wrong

 

dont believe that everyone here is who they say they are

 

Always eat the yellow snow.

 

the sunday comics are not real people

 

use the pottery technology to store goods left over from the Harvest

 

dont drink through your nose